Hurray! Retrograde Is Over!

Let’s start with this: I will never change internet providers in the middle of a retrograde again. What was I thinking?! One minute I had solid Wi-Fi, the next I was in an internet/phone/TV dead zone for a week, trying to hold Zoom meetings from a hotspot in my car. I should’ve known better. Mercury rules communication, technology, and travel—andduring retrograde, it’s like all of that gets put in a cosmic blender and set to "purée."

Seriously, this retrograde felt like Mercury wasn’t just moving backward—it was moonwalking in tap shoes across my calendar, knocking over every appointment, message, and plan in sight. Texts got lost, emails went to the wrong people (still recovering from that one), and let’s not even talk about the double-booked calendar fiasco.

So… what about you? Did your GPS betray you? Did your ex reappear out of nowhere? (Classic retrograde move.) Maybe your travel plans unraveled, or your phone died at the exact wrong moment?

Is There a Residual Effect?

Now that the retrograde has officially ended, you might still be feeling a bit off—and that’s normal. The few days after Mercury goes direct is called the “shadow period,” kind of like the aftershocks of an earthquake. During this time, things begin to slowly normalize, but theenergy can still feel murky.

This is the moment to breathe, reflect, and ease back into making big decisions. Don't rush to sign major contracts or launch new projects just yet. Let the dust settle.

How to Celebrate (and Prepare for Next Time)

Surviving a retrograde deserves a little celebration—because let's be real, it's not always smooth sailing. Here’s how I like to honor the chaos and prep for the next round:

1. Digital Detox & Declutter
   Delete old files, back up your data, clean out your inbox. Consider it a ritual cleansing of your digital life.
2. Journal the Madness
   Write down the mishaps, the surprises, and maybe the little blessings too. Sometimes retrogrades bring clarity through confusion. (Yes, that breakup was a good thing.)
3. Communicate with Intention
   Moving forward, be extra mindful of your words. Mercury may be direct now, but it's always a good time to think before we text.
4. Get Grounded
   Light a candle. Take a salt bath. Go outside barefoot. Whatever helps you feel rooted, do that. Retrogrades can knock us off balance—now's the time to find your center again.
5. Laugh It Off
   Because sometimes, all you can do is laugh. The spilled coffee, the tech crash, the delayed flight—it’s all part of the ride. If you made it through without sending a chaotic email to your boss, count that as a win.

Mercury retrograde might come with its fair share of drama, but now that we’re back in the clear skies of direct motion, it’s a chance to recalibrate and move forward with more awareness.

So here's to surviving the retrograde chaos—cheers to us! Until next time, Mercury. Maybe go easy on us, yeah?

Here’s a short affirmation + a little ritual-style poem to help you reset and celebrate theend of retrograde:

Mercury Direct Affirmation

I release the chaos, the missteps, the confusion.
I honor what I’ve learned through the mess.
I communicate with clarity.
I move forward with calm and confidence.
The past is processed. The path is clear.
I trust my timing, and I trust myself.

Love Anya P  xx